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What a big case of cocks this last weekend was.
For one, I can't handle those brownies. It's just too much for me.
I saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall and it FUCKING RULES, CUMSHITSZORSZLOL. Go see the shit, or go to fucking hell, you shitbags.
I'm going to, because I can barely remember it.
you know, because of the weed brownies.
aNyWay, Spring Fling was indeed quite the fling, because I got to drink beer outside and i'm only 19.
Illegal, double-illegal. There's only about a week of school left until the Summer comes and inevitably kicks ass, but this was pretty kick ass too.
Here's a quick rundown.
-After getting my car back from the Sahara or wherever the goddamn Metric Motors sent it, Dj, Nick and I headed to Hartford. We get there just in time to drop the OG bottles of old english malt liquor (that good stuff) at adrock's castle and then, upon entering the quad, who do we see on stage but the Nappy Boy (boi?) himself, T-PAIN!!! Oh man! Every song ended with an explosion!! That's how brutal it was! IT WAS SO BRUTAL THAT THERE WAS EVEN A BREAKDOWN IN ONE OF THE RAP SONGS!!! AND WE XTHREWWDOWNX!!!!! RAP RAP RAP BRUTAL MOSH!!!!!!!!1
-So T-Pain sucked.
-Kidz in the Hall were awesome. Go download them, and vote for their song "Drivin down the block" on TRL this week because they told us to and i'm afraid of blacks.
-I Am the Avalanche was ill.
-Gym Class Heroes were also good, but wanted everyone to get naked and i'm not cool with that, man.
Christian Finnegan was hilarious, and I had sex with katie too man. Comedy is great.
Overall, it was a good time and overall there was about 460 GP acquired.
GTA 4 comes out tomorrow, and Alyssa is buying it for me which makes her awesome as shit because she knows that i'm never leaving my Xbox again because of it. What a trooper.
See you later (no I won't because i'll be playing GTA for the rest of my life, you gang of pussyclowns.)
-Niko Bellic
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I'm listening to Afi right now.
It's awesome.
Guess what.
Goats tell you how I feel now.
That's it.
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Wowa.
It looks like Live J-Dizzle is back in full effect. So, what better way to get things back on the right track then some throwback shit.
TOP 10, COCKSUCK!
Top 10 Shits I'm thinking about right now, April 9th, 2008
10. I steal a lot of music. I mean, A LOT of music. Enough music to make a musician such as myself worry about how damaging this decision is to the industry that I aim to be a part of. I'm just kidding. I don't think about it. FUCK YOU.
9. I seriously eat so much. I ate chicken salad all day today. Agh, let me rephrase this one. I eat chicken salad so much. I'm honestly thinking about this right now.
8. If Maylene and the Sons of Disaster are supposed to be a christian band, how come they make me feel like chopping someone up in the woods so much? Probably because I always feel like chopping someone up in the woods. Me = more brutal than you, you pathetic pile of pussy.
7. My roommate is organizing his Yu-Gi-Oh cards right now. He keeps them in this little tin with Yu-Gi-Oh characters on it. All this time I thought there was weed in it. Oh well. It's better than a gun, and it's better than my brains being shot all over the closet. Unless there's a gun in his hockey gear. He can never see this.
6. There's a shitload of garbage that some member of the bro-patrol on my floor decided was better off in a place where it can be enjoyed by everyone on the floor, instead of in the ass-smacking depths of his caveman-like dwellings. He is a douchebag, and I hope his mom dies.
5. So, I'm going to my first Yankee game next wednesday, and it should be a good time. It's against the Red Sox, so I hope I see a fight. Maybe with girls. Maybe they'll rip all their clothes off. I'll be there with my girlfriend.
4. I was playing some game called Heavenly Sword with Shawn at the mall a few days ago and it was a videogame like i've never experienced before. Here's the plot. You're a smokin' hot, red-headed, vagina-masterpiece and you have these giant swords that are on ropes (which is a fucking stupid weapon to have, but what does she know? She's probably got the brains of a bag full of wet rocks, judging by the size of her fat-ass ta's.) Anyway, she zips and slides down ropes and you could probably catch a glimpse of her v-beef at some point, but who's got the time to look at that kinda shit. All of a sudden, you're on top of this mountain, and for the rest of eternity you have to prevent a never-ending bunch of gangly, mongolian rapists from running train on you. It's FUCKING DOPE.
3. I was watching all the videos of the Leave Britney Alone guy, Chris Crocker on youtube today and I really hate him. More than douchebag suitemate, more than Hitler. He fucking sucks. All he does is dress up like a women and I bet he sucks at tossing salad. Him and the stupid Shoes guy too. I don't get things like this. These fucking trannies need to chill out before they want to be women so badly, that they get Lacy Peterson'd. That's kinda like Punk'd but instead of getting pranked, you're chopped up and thrown in the Pacific Ocean.
2. Sour Diesel plays with Kingdom of Sorrow on May 12th, and this Friday, April 11th at the Loft. Come see us, or your house is going to burn to the ground, and you'll lose everything in the fire.
1. Adam and the Animals are back and going to play at Cockfelchburg High School on May 30th or something and if you enjoyed yourself last time, wait and see what a good time you have when you're there and we're putting our dicks all over your face and shit. I'll probably have a tattoo, and I'll probably be holding your dad's hand.
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Wow. Livejournal is weird.
but i'm back, vladski.
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Top 10
10. Going to Florida Saturday at 5am. It's going to be fun because of universal and disney and stuff like that, but i'm also missing alot.
-DragonForce w/ Between the Buried and Me
-Waking Judea/Shai Hulud
-DragonForce w/ Between the Buried and Me AGAIN
-my pals
-hot chicks
-Firehouse
But alas, I'm still going to see Andrew WK in florida. So blow on me.
9. The new Spiderman movie looks like it's going to be sweet ass. With Topher Grace as venom and all. sweet deal.
8. The new Turtles movie, however, looks like it's going to blow. CGI can CGgofuckitself.
7. If Carlos Mencia wants to be so controversial, why doesn't he just make like a Kurt Cobain and blow his overrated brains out?
6. Speaking of sweet burn, Clerks 2 is quite possibly the best movie i've ever seen. Be like me and go see it 3 times and then go see it some more.
5. When I was writing number six, I accidently hit F12 and brought my Widgets up. I got a calander on there. And the weather. And a bouncy ball. And Chuck Norris facts, and a lightsaber! This wasn't really an actual number on the top ten. I just wanted to let you know I have a Mac so i'm better than you.
Real number 5. Summer has made me miss alot of people. It's a shame, because alot of people grow apart that way. When I get back, there's alot of people that are in due time for a visit. That and I need to get my drive on, cause damb.
4. Snakes on a Plane.
3. This is my last Top 10
2. This is my last Livejournal post.
1. See everyone in 10 days.
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AAAHH! MYSPACE IS DOWN! I REPEAT MYSPACE IS DOWN!!! WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?!
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Far From Perfect
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It's been real.
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i've grown bored with many things.
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The rumors are now true.
It's official.
House Show July 8th.
IV: I.T. Returns
-IT
-The Parthenon
-Flop the Royal
bands needed.
more to come in the next few days.
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Knockknockwho'sthereTop 10.
10. JBL is fucking hillarious. Good. I needed to get that out of the way.
9. Summertime.
8. Taking Back Sunday was good. What isn't good is how I'm missing plenty of great shit this summer, like Between the Buried and me and DragonForce in the same night. Just kill me, why don't you?
7. What is cool is how RX Bandits is coming up in like 3 days. And ECW is August 13th. That's Extreme.
6. Ok. I got my report card today and I have no fucking idea what's going on. Is our regents grade factored in to that? Cause none of my regents grades are on it, but it says I passed chem. But, you see, i failed the regents. But i fucking got credit for the course. But if failed the regents, would I haAHHH WHAT IN GOD'S FUCKING NAME IS THIS SHIT?! I'M FUCKING CRYING. fuck it. paper sucks.
5. Imma be in florida from like july 31st to august 9th.
4. Ned Holness?!!! HAAA!!! CARLOS MENCIA ISN'T EVEN YOUR STUPID NAME! EAT MY BALLS, YOU FUCKING DWEEB.
3. I can't think of anything.
2. There is no phase 2.
1. www.gingerkids.org/faq.html - You need to know.
This was pointless. Sorry.
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"oh yeah. livejournal."
Okay. It's been over 2 months since my last entry and there's some catching up to do. Top 10? Fuck you.
Top 12!
12. School's almost over. Ain't that fun? Now I just have to fail the chem regents because i'm digidestined to do so.
Seniors, you will be missed very much so. All my bros will be gone.
11. RBF and Streetlight August 13th. ECW August 13th. Shit me. It's decision making time.
10. The show at the chance was fun and anyone who wasn't there missed out on the speculated best sounding IT show yet.
Thank you everyone who came and showed their support.
9. Carlos Mencia is stupid and a mexican. OH WAIT. HE'S NOT FUCKING EVEN MEXICAN!!!!!
"half-Honduran and half-German"
WHAT THE FUCK!!! YOU CAN'T SAY BEANER IF YOU AIN'T BEANER YOU TALENTLESS KRAUT!!!
Do us all (and by us I mean myself) a favor and get prison raped. Like, soon.
8. Ultamate Frisbee is exhausting.
7. Katie Couric is leaving the tod...wait I don't give a fuck.
6. Fucking douchebag thinks he's a pilot now. Get bent.
5. June 25th. End of year/WWE PPV Vengence party/finally smackdown vs raw tourney??? I think so. DX baby.
4. DragonForce and Protest the Hero were fucking ill. WAY ILL.
3. AC< Turf Field. 33553 Botch points awarded to our school. Well done.
2. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$I'll be driving soon if I don't fuck up.$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
1. Diesel Crew says fuck you.
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Ok. So it's been a while since my last update so I think i'm going to return with something different.
If you find it annoying to hear people rant about things then don't read. And if you don't like offensive things don't read. If not, Check it.
Top 5 Things That Really Piss Me Off
5. People who say dumb and ballsy shit to you in the fucking hallway, especially when you don't know who they are.
Particularly kids with fucking hearing aid. Or just one for that matter. I'm not saying any names. Sorry my underwear is out, bra. And it was really cute that you called me on that. But remember. You have a hearing aid. You're not retarded. Which kinda means I can still throw you down the fucking stairs. So, watch it, puss.
4. This retarded ass Real World season. What the fuck. The gay guy is an asshole, the svetlana bitch is dumb, and that other broad doesn't stop crying weird and shit. Goddamnit. Suck it up and eat some fucking cumpcakes or gushers or something and wash that shit down with some fucking Mondo.Get some fat people on the show already for Christ's sake.
3. How May 2nd isn't right now.
2. Stupid redonkulous assinine myspace bulletins. Sorry to bring up the "M" word and shit, but some of that shit is fucktarded. Look. There's no dying broke-ass mothafucka who needs you to repost a fucking computer bulletin so he can get rid of his tuberculosis. Wise up. Stop wasting text. And guess what? One fucking update on your new shit is enough. 12 is a little excessive. If nobody's commenting, guess what? You got no fuckin' friends. And tiLA TeQUiLa doesn't care about you neither. She says that to everybody.
1. Carlos Fucking Mencia. Listen comedy central. One Dave Chappelle was enough. Nice Try. And if your observational ass says "beaner" or "wetback" one more time, you're really going to have a wet back because i'm gonna light your arms on fire. And I know that shit doesn't make sense, but I hate you. Swallow a helmet. Seriously. Not funny.
I feel better.
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Shut up, Carlos Mencia. Nobody gives a shit.
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Let's get the diez underway. Not that diez. The spanish one.
10. I haven't been on myspace in about a week or so. Weird how i'm talking about that on livejournal. Anyway, Isn't it weird when you haven't been on there for a while? I mean, think about all the new pictures i've missed. And the bullitens that let me know what your pornstar name would be, or how i'm going to die/how lonely i'm going to be for the next 40 years. Sarcasm? No! Trust me. I care.
9. I've paid NO attention to the Olympics since it started. I could put five cups of water with ice down on a table if I wanted to see five rings. Nothing special.
8. My dad's Christmas Village is still up in my basement. It's February, Dad. It looks stupid, and I have ping pong to play. No I don't.
7. I REALLLYYYY MISS DJ SMITH.
6. Dave Auster better watch out or else he'll get kicked in the nuts and be shown "what's really good." Daryll means buisness.
5. IT LOOKS LIKE THAT TIME AGAIN.
House Show part 4 is on the 25th of FEb. That's next Saturday.
Looks like it's going to be
In Transition
Eat Her Brains
and for the first time ever at a house show...
The Locomotive Espada.
I'm still in shock. Possibly room for another band if anyone wants in.
$4$ Spread the word and bring your friends. And sluts.
4. Anybody who's at Jen's tomorrow is going to be in for a treat. FFP motha fucka. AND for the first time, Asphera Dora. That shit is hot.
3. FAR FROM PERFECT SHOW THIS COMING FRIDAY AT THE EMPRESS BALLROOM. TICKETS ARE STILL AVAILABLE FROM ME, STEPHEN GUIGLIANO. 10 Bllz. It's going to be a big one and we'd love to see everyone there. Our CD will be done by then and will be available for the first time.
Tracklisting is as follows.
-I Punched a Pinata Girl in the Ovaries and Reeses Pieces Came Out
-Lionheart
-Nicest Skies
-Living in a Lie Like it's Going Out of Style
-51005
-Lionheart pt. 2
heh, like you know what those are anyway. You'll know soon enough.
2. I never thought I'd say this, but
I LOVE JOURNEY. Hey, at least it's not Air Supply.
1. Your boy's in mad love, son. I had the greatest Valentine's Day/Valentine ever. Hope all of yours were good too.
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Hey everybody. Let's get this underway.
10A. Third quarter has begun. I say i'm going to finally buckle down and apply myself as far a school is concerned. Will I? Stay tuned.
10B. Bang Bang, You're dead was good on friday night. Great job all you cast members.
9. The Royal Rumble's tonight. I'm going to throw in my 3 picks. I'm picking three because there's going to be 30 guys in there and it leaves alot of room for error. So here we go.
-Kane
-HHH
-Carlito
8. Hmm. Time for a house show? I think so. February 25th, fucky fucks.
7. Speaking of shows Far From Perfect is having a show on February 24th at the empress ballroom. Even though I hate playing there, we'll still be playing with the bands Fallen from the Sky and DKLIMB so please be cool and check us out. CD's will more than likely will be ready and you can buy some. See the members for tickets.
6. Speaking of shows again, The Locomotive Espada did a very fine job at the PATREC center yesterday. New songs sounded really good and the old ones did as well. Oh yeah, and I look like Matt. It was a fun time.
5. Dan, Hit that.
4. Did anyone else catch the Dane Train on SNL last night? How was it?
3. Drunk youngins at shows are pretty funny. They're all tipsy and stuff.
2. French fry evasion is a skill that not many people are trained in but I'm glad to say I'm one of them.
1. Vicki Denig is the greatest and she means the world to me. I can honestly say this is the happiest i've been in a very long time and she's the reason for it. Thanks alot babe. Love you lots.
EDIT
DID ANYONE ELSE SEE BRENDAN O'KEEFE STRAIGHT UP STONE COLD STUN GABBY AGNANO LAST NIGHT?!?!
I love you Gabby, but shit, that shit was good shit.
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No Top 10 today.
Friday, January 20th.
Carmel High School Talent Show.
Tickets are $7 and will be sold out the door.
Come see adam and the animals and far from perfect.
TICKETS WILL BE SOLD AT THE DOOR.
PLEASE COME.
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Today's Top Ten Facts.
1. I just heard a rough version of one of the FFP songs on our upcomming demo.
Soon you will hear it too. And pee out loud.
2. I hate writing 2 essays in one night. Then again, I'm absent all the time. I deserve it.
3. Who else out of yall niggas got a free Redbull today? I hate the fuck out of Redbull, but it didn't cost 2 dollars this time, which made it taste considerably better and not like a zip-lock bag full of man primer. Is zip-lock supposed to be hyphenated? Is man primer supposed to be hyphenated? Oh well.
4. Tomorrow is going to be fun.
5. SD on Saturday? Sounds fantastic.
6. I'd rather be fighting the man. DJ Smith. Get well soon.
7. Adam? Practice? Give me a holla holla holla playa.
8. The Ring of Honor wrestling promotion is beautiful and anyone who's a fan should do themselves a favor and take a look into it STAT.
9. TG... Rockman. Not sure why yet. Just trust me on this one. Put the money on Rockman.
10. Alot of my homies are saying that Carmel is a pretty dull town. HA! Move to Patterson. Let's just say i'm jealous of all of you.
Now if you'd excuse me, Leno's doing his monologue and I have to fall asleep during it.
Sorry for this pointless entry.
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I'm going to start something new
on this thing cause it's boring.
From now on, unless otherwise noted,
there will be 10 things told every week.
Either Facts, notes, or any other little
diddies you need to know. NO more. No less.
1. This week's been hot.
2. IT show ruled. ALOT. We were great if I do say so myself. Anybody who didn't come is a big grundle.
3. FFP had a very successful practice. The Lionheart pt 2 is just about finished and now we just need to shine it up for recording. And the seedee should be out in about 2 weeks or so and you can actually hear Lionheart part 1 and know what Lionheart 2 is a sequal to. Yeah.
4. I had a dream friday night that myself, Dan, and Jaime lived in a house and we got a dog that we couldn't take care of... it was cool.
5. I love the Carmel Diner. And the Cajun burger isn't that Cajun. It's just regular. It's better waiting a few minutes and walking outside to finish it. Just so you know. And has anybody gotten the red piece of gum to win a free drink? Does anyone know what i'm talking about?
6. I think i'm finally really happy with someone now.
7. Who else is going to really miss DJ Smith?
8. The Discovery Channel is now my new fave. Thank you very much. We have some fucked up fish down there in the ocean.
9. Diamonds are forever.
10. TALENT SHOW IS IN 2 WEEKS.
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